Thu. Apr 2nd, 2026

In the dream I normally worked in an office, but that day I was working from home. I stayed in my pajamas and worked all day. Then I finished and I was super hungry. I went to the kitchen but there was no food.

So I had to go to a grocery store or restaurant. I put on my clothes, got into my car and started driving.

I came to a fork in the road. I knew I had to go left to get to the grocery store and restaurants. But to the right there was a sign that said “puppies $75”. I had only $75 in my pocket.

Of course I went right.

I drove for a long time and could not find the puppies. Eventually I figured I might have passed it and I should stop and ask someone. I saw a guy working in some kind of stand and a lady customer talking to him.

I had seen this lady around town before. She sounded exactly like a hot actress, whos name I couldn’t remember (because I don’t think she actually exists). And from the back, she looked like her too. But I had not talked to this lady because… she was a butterface.

I pulled over and asked the lady about the puppies. She told me which house had them and then I told her I had seen her around town and started flirting with her. I told her that she looked like an actress, who’s name I couldn’t remember, and that her hair looked like the actress too, and was pretty. I didn’t tell her she had a hot ass because I figured that would be rude. Finally I said maybe I would see her around again and we could talk more. I didn’t ask for her number, but if we ended up talking again I would.

I got back in my car and drove to the house the lady had told me about. I had indeed passed it. I pulled up to the house, got out of my car and there were a ton of puppies on the porch. I don’t know how I hadn’t seen them before. So I started petting the puppies and looking for a human so I could buy one. I knocked on the door, but no one answered. I knocked some more while the puppies jumped on me. I knocked for a long time and finally I just put $75 through their mail slot, chose a puppy and went home.

I was still hungry, but playing with the puppy distracted me from that.

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